Will the Queen be unhappy at what has been going on at Prince Edward's pub The Chutney Ferret?

Indeed dear Newman. I have it on quite good authority that the gas level at said establishment was 'accidentally' turned up to the highest point so that when the audience members started waving their cigarette lighters in the air to the sound of that ghastly Diana song the whole place would go up in a ball of fire. Fortunately for Prince Edward, his gas supply had been cut off that very day as he had failed to pay the bill after having been presented with a final notice.