What is a tree frog? I'm confused?

what are they? How do they work? What are they made out of? Can I make one at home? Do they spit fire? Will they help me practice safe ? Will they milk my cows? Can they play guitar? What kind of clothes do they wear? Do they like Lady Gaga? If I throw it at Obama will it fly? Can it sing? Can I get high with it? Is it age appropriate for my babies? Is it racist? Will it get along with my pet kangaroo? Can I take it to circus? Can it make me a fake ID? Will it eat my lightbulbs? Will it watch the superbowl with me? Does it shoot lasers? What kind of music does it like? Is it a pimp? Will it be my homeslice? will it teach my ghetto slang? Can it shoot a gun? Will it wear Nikes? Is it purple? Does it live in a bush? Does it poop rainbows? Does it bite? Will it cure cancer? Is a type of cat? Can I name one Smitherson? Can I rub it on my head while patting my stomach? Is it legal to own one? Is it featured in highschool musical? Will it rode waterslides?